On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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