You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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