I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
