i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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