What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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