The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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