You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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