i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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