TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.