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  Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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• (909): View more from California

  Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar

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