If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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