so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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