: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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