i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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