I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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