Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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