This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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