Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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