Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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