Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
