If that was your dad, he is hot
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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