goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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