He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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