we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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