i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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