Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where is the hickey?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
