dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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