Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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