The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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