How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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