Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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