What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
3pm strippers are depressing
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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