they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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