try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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