It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
my poor anus
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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