Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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