Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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