What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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