Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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