I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You ruined the universe
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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