According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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did you just send me my own nude
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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