guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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