Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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