party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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