So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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