You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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