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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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