im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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