Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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