My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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