last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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