You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
how does that bad decision feel?
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