so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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